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There are three ways to buy coal from us online [WE ARE CLOSED- SORRY]: Option 1: We call the simplest and quickest way “Option 1.” You buy the coal from us. We ship it to you. Click here to buy with Option 1. We really recommend this one. It's A LOT simpler. If you want us to send the coal to someone else, the process is necessarily a little more complicated. Option 2: We send the coal to someone with you listed as giver. (This method requires that you email us first.) Click here to find out how to buy with Option 2 Option 3: We send the coal to someone without revealing you as the giver. BUT, if the recipient emails us and asks who sent the coal, we will tell on you. We won’t lie. If we did, people might send us things far worse than coal. Besides, people worry about anonymous packages nowadays. (This method requires that you email us first.) Click here to find out how to buy with Option 3. Shipping and Handling: Texas Residents: We must collect sales tax on in-state sales. Disclaimer: We reserve the right to refuse to send coal to someone other than you, the buyer. For example, if you want us to send along a very mean, nasty note, or your address and phone number can’t be verified in online directories, or you have a very suspicious email address, we reserve the right to cancel the sale, or ask that you use Option 1, where we send it directly to you. Link to Shipping and Handling FAQs
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