Option 1

Santa pouring coal from his sack instead of toys.

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Option 1 (The Simplest, Quickest Way): You buy coal from us (bags of coal or Christmas tree ornaments). We ship it to you. You give it to someone deserving. If you really, really want to remain anonymous, this is the best way.

Select what you want by clicking on the “Add to Cart” buttons. Anytime, you can click on the “View Cart” button to see what you have preliminarily ordered, delete any items or change quantities of any items. These Two Lumps of Coal “payment web pages” reside on the high security Paypal website. Using Paypal allows us to accept credit card payments without us ever seeing your credit card or personal financial information.

If you are not already a registered Paypal user, Paypal will try to sign you up permanently (with personal user ID and password), but you do not have to open a permanent Paypal account to pay us with your credit card! [Link to Why Use and Trust Paypal here.]

Shipping and Handling Charges are based on how much you buy and will be added at the Paypal site. (It's calculated there according to cost, but it should work out the same . . .up to 10 items. If you're ordering more than that, please e-mail us.) [ link to shipping and handling chart charges, and link to Shipping and handling questions in FAQ]

[We will CLOSED for the Christmas 2007 Season. Sorry. See you next year in 2008. PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ORDER COAL BELOW.- posted August 23, 2007 ]

 

Bag of Coal with Gift Card $6.00
Lump-of-Coal Christmas Tree Ornament,
with Gift Box and Gift Card
$6.00
Insurance against loss or damage in the mails. (Optional) $1.25
View Cart Button (Clicking here will take you to the secure "Two Lumps of Coal"
Paypal Payment Pages.)
 
     

If you choose not to buy directly using Option 1 (above), Return to Order/Buy Page to look at other ways to order bags or ornaments, or go directly to Option 2 or Option 3.