Welcome to Two Lumps of Coal! [We will CLOSED for the Christmas 2007 Season. Sorry. See you next year in 2008. - posted August 23, 2007]

Two Lumps was born of the idea that the people need help communicating with each other. Should everyone automatically be rewarded with nice Christmas gifts every year? We think not. In fact, we think Scrooge was on to something. We believe more personal accountability needs to be brought to the end-of-the-year holiday season. We think people who behave badly all year should not get presents at all, but we probably can’t stop that.

So we offer premium, gift-quality coal for our customers to give to their friends, family, co-workers and political representatives. Our coal is a thoughtful gift, one that reminds recipients that they have room for improvement.

Everyone needs a little prodding, a little reminder that they are not perfect—and never will be. Nevertheless, they should keep up their struggle and mind their manners.

Check out our handsome Bags of Coal, or . . .
our beautiful and unique Lump-of-Coal Christmas Tree Ornaments.

We have three ways to buy or order:

Option 1 is the simplest and quickest way. You buy the coal from us. We ship it to you.

With Option 2 , we send the coal to someone with you listed as giver, but this method requires that you email us first.

With Option 3 , we send the coal to someone without revealing you as the giver. BUT, if the recipient emails us and asks who sent the coal, we will tell on you.

Find the best way for you on our Order/Buy page.

The Bags of Coal cost $6.00 each. Each Christmas Tree Ornament costs $6.00. They both come with lovely, tasteful packaging and a great gift card with our Santa-and-his-bag-of-coal image.